Dan Puckett


Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood Is... UNSYMPATHETIC

An original screenplay, featuring Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood of the comic Penny Arcade:

For your convenience, here are some links to the music referenced in the screenplay. If you buy these tracks and assemble them into a playlist, you will have made your very own copy of the "Unsympathetic" soundtrack:

  1. "Lacrimosa" from Mozart's Requiem Mass in D minor
  2. "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
  3. "Shakin' All Over" as covered by the Guess Who
  4. "Mars, the Bringer of War" from Holst's "The Planets"
  5. "A Cause Des Garçons" by Yelle
  6. "Sk8 Bit" by 8 Bit Weapon
  7. "K Is For Kompressor" by Kompressor
  8. "Still Alive" from the game "Portal"
  9. "Evil" by 45 Grave
  10. "Desperado" by the Carpenters
  11. Overture to "Don Giovanni" by Mozart
  12. "Crimson And Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells
  13. "The Battle of Poltava" by Tchaikovsky
  14. "Heads Up, Hearts Down" by I Fight Dragons

Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik (the creators of Penny Arcade) are not responsible for this screenplay. Unbeknownst to them, I have attached myself leechlike to their creative works, draining their precious nutrients. If you enjoy this screenplay, I encourage you to donate to their charity, Child's Play. Whether Holkins and Krahulik know it or not, they are the founders of this feast. To them be the glory for creating these characters; to me be the shame of writing, uh, "a pastiche."

This screenplay is in the public domain.

Links to music tracks are provided "In association with Amazon".