Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood Is... UNSYMPATHETIC
For your convenience, here are some links to the music referenced in the screenplay. If you buy these tracks and assemble them into a playlist, you will have made your very own copy of the "Unsympathetic" soundtrack:
Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik (the creators of Penny Arcade) are not responsible for this screenplay. Unbeknownst to them, I have attached myself leechlike to their creative works, draining their precious nutrients. If you enjoy this screenplay, I encourage you to donate to their charity, Child's Play. Whether Holkins and Krahulik know it or not, they are the founders of this feast. To them be the glory for creating these characters; to me be the shame of writing, uh, "a pastiche."
This screenplay is in the public domain.
Links to music tracks are provided "In association with Amazon".